Calling all Wortmaniacs! Reader's Digest editor and friend of the Report, Jill Krasny, gave me the heads-up earlier today that her magazine is sponsoring the World's Best Joke Contest, which awards ten winners with a cool $500 dollars for an original or ripped joke (no anecdotes or one-liners). The U.S. grand prize winner receives an extra $1,000 and will be automatically entered in the separate International Best Joke in the World Contest.
Now, I know you guys can be funny when you want to be, as evidenced in your comments, so why not earn some cash while you're at it? Click here for contest information and rules. Just remember: Keep it clean! Reader's Digest isn't interested in any jokes that are lewd, obscene, sexually explicit, pornographic, disparaging, defamatory, libelous or otherwise inappropriate or objectionable. So be original, be creative and try not to be filthy!
The deadline for the contest is Sunday, February 15th. So get crackin' (jokes)!