Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is easily among the most incoherent, rushed, sloppy and audience-insulting films to hit theaters in the last decade. However Michael Bay’s craptastic sequel to the dumb-but-fun original Transformers made a ton of money, allowing the boom-happy director to bring Hasbro’s Robots in Disguise to theaters once more with Transformers: Dark of the Moon on July 1—this time in 3D!
Since we all hated Revenge of the Fallen (and if you didn’t you should), Bay is hoping to redeem himself with an invasion story somehow tied to the 20th century Space Race. This time around, the Decepticons launch an all-out assault on Earth, putting the Autobots and their human allies in their most precarious position yet.
But does the new trailer tell us? There will be explosions, robots fight, and Shia LaBeouf’s Sam Witwicky’s new girlfriend played by Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Like her ousted predecessor Megan Fox, she will likely spend the bulk of the film looking dirty, sweaty and confused.
Also, judging by the previous film, we can also expect ample amounts of racial caricatures, robot testicles and at least one joke about dogs humping.
Check out the trailer below (via MTV Movies Blog).